I had sworn an oath not do something like this in my blog. However the transition seemed inevitable, since I have to take some stupid lessons concerning business communication with this loathsome language. I have to state my disgust to this imperialistic, vividly blatant and elementally evil language. In Finnish I can be as weird and alienated as necessary, but not mastering this illness called English I might even seem sensible or comprehensible. The only good thing in writing my blog in English is that I can at last give all my English-speaking readers a piece of my mind. Besides, it is always a good idea to keep your friends close and enemies closer.

First of all, if you should happen to reading this in the states I can only tell you how sorry I am for you. I would also like to tell you that your politicians (especially that son of a bitch, mr. Bush) and politics suck big time, but since that is widely recognised fact, I do not have to do that. I am sorry to inform you that your democracy is a joke and your culture's best years can be dated somewhere between 1820 and 1900. Should it be up to me, you would not be exporting them anywhere. Since I am against all violence, I cannot advise you to make a revolution to make few amendments to your political system or even to get rid of yourself. Should you be reading this in England, you would have already guessed all I have to say about your country. So wIll skip all that ranting.

Now you are wondering who am I and why am I saying all these awful things about the states. My name is Juho and I live in Malmi. That is in Finland, which is a small scandinavian country next to Russia. Yes, it is the same country you and your friends, the Soviets, forgot to take out in Second World War after we sided with the Germans and tried to create a New Europe. So we are still hanging social democratically somewhere near the end of the Axis of Evil making fun of you and democracy. Feel free to drop a few bombs should you pass by. We wont mind.

To make you even more uneasy I am happy to inform you that I am kneedeep in a socialistic student movement and conscious enough for my head to explode. After this statement you guys at NSA can put my name on your list that denies passage to States or Canada. I will try to stay out.

To end this ranting in a language that always makes me angry I can tell something positive. I watched the Pirates of the Caribean film and it was actually quite good. It was funny and entertaining and plot did not badly disturb the movie. I hereby take a few of the afwul things I have said about Hollywood back.

Do not worry, the exam is next Monday and after that its Finnish (or Swedish!) all over again.