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The United Socialist States of Auer
UN Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights: Frightening Economy: Good Political Freedoms: Superb
Location: the West Pacific
The United Socialist States of Auer is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 32%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration.
Meat-eating is frowned upon and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Auer's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the squirrel.
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