3 men (a Belgian, a German and a Frenchman) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them:

"OK, you'll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words: green, pink and yellow."

First, the Belgian says : "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV".

Then, the German: "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day".

And the French : "I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone: green... green... green... pink up ze phone and I say "Yellow?"...